Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Randomize
