I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
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he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
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I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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