Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Terrible idea I love it
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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