you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
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