I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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