How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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