THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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