you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
it's like iHOP with fire
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All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
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Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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