Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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