He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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