You work out of a Hotel?
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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