So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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