Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
More tranny stories later!
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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