So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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