He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
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I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
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He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
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I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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