Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
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don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
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And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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