call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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