Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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