so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
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Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
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Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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