Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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