she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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