You were right. It hurts to walk today.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
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I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
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Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.