I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
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You coming home soon, man?
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If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
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Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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