I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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