I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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