So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
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Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
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You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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