Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
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he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
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It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
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