After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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