I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
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the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
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Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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