so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
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Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
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I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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