I didn't shave. On purpose
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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