I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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