I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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