What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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