Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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