My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
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don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
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Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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