her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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