I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
Randomize