guys are not supposed to queef...right?
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
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