I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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