Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I wish I only lived at night.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
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He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
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It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
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