I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
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Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
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I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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