doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
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I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
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Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
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