yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin