your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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