I feel like I'm in dance class right now
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
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dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
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She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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