return my video game
I need to stop coming to work sober
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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