Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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