Its about making memories worth repressing
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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