he was CRYING into my vagina
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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