This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
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professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
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My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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