That's intense
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
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