The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I just gargled with NyQuil
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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