omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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